SAMPLES :: AT MY WIT'S END

"To Err is Human, ...but to ERRRRRRR!!! is Grizzly Bear."

"If you want your neighbors to think you have a social life, ...invest in a strobe light."

"Change is inevitable, ...unless you always carry exact change."

"Atheists have fewer things to say during sex."

"Necessity is the Mother of Invention. And the Father? ...Just some guy she met at a club."

"In order to find a cure for Mad Cow Disease we must first get to the root of their anger."

"It's hard to think 'outside the box' when you work in a cubicle."

"Monkey's share 98% of our genes, ...but absolutely NONE of our fashion sense."

Children may be our greatest natural resource, but my money is still on natural gas.

"There is no bond stronger than the bond between mother and child. ...Except maybe a covalent."

Plus humorous stories, Dog Thoughts, and Things NOT To Say On a Date/Job Interview.

TESTIMONIALS :: AT MY WIT'S END

"This book should be required reading in every American school... Then abruptly banned and BURNED!!!" - Nigel T.

"If you think the book was bad, wait until you see the movie!" - Tom S.

"You're the best writer EVER!" - Mom