Man Fails To Open Jar For Girlfriend
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Tommy Parks never had problems opening jars before. Peantut butter, jam, even pickle jars, he could open with ease. But today he met his match and his ego and relationship fell victim to the jars stubborness.

"I don't know what to say." said Tommy, soon after his 5th attempt to open the jar. "Maybe my hands are sweaty. ...Give me a towel!"

Tommy's girlfriend, Judith, was at first supportive. But her support quickly turned to disgrace and disappointment. "My last boyfriend had a horrible drinking problem, but atleast he could open a jar when I needed it!" Judith yelled as Tommy ran to the garage to get a screwdriver.

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