Not even Miss N. Lighten could have predicted her business would be forced to shut down after only six months.

Local Psychic Only Able To Predict Widely Known Facts
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - When Kaye Ciao visited local psychic, Miss N. Lighten, she was not prepared for the amazing discoveries about to be revealed to her. "For the longest time I had my suspicions that I knew someone with the initials BW and, sure enough, I do!" Kaye said soon after leaving the $10 psychic.

Kaye continued to describe her pyschic encounter, "I asked if my career was the right one for me and her response was 'You have a dog named Toby.' Which is close. I have a cat named Zoe. But what about my job?"

In what can only be compared to as an expensive Weight-Guesser at a county fair, Miss N. Lighten has left many locals still pondering lifes important questons. Unsatisfied customer Jason Perry had this to say, "Information like the time and occurrence of my death still elude me, but at least I can sleep comfortably knowing my Mom's name is Kathy or Kathleen."

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