The Meet Market "bar scene" has now added a convenient and more efficient Drive-thru with the introduction of Speed Dating.

8-minute Speed Dating Leads To Unsatisfying Speed Sex
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - The latest social phenomenon of 8-Minute Dating, or Speed Dating, has left many participants entangled in a bitter 5-Minute Break-up.

"Its the epitome of the Attention Deficit world we've conditioned ourselves to be in." said Speed Dating opponent Jenny Lewis (34). "I had an 8-minute date and the only thing I was left with was a broken heart and an 8,000-minute rash."

Megan Kinney, Chesterville Speed Dating Director, has seen numerous success stories using her service. "Our members divorce rate is only 49%, which is far below the national average of 50%. And we owe this success to our proven Dating Program and the fact that most of our marriages end in annulment."

Jerry Flannigan (38), a Speed Dating member and full-time Beanie Baby collector, highly recommends the service to all single men. "I've never felt so popular. In only six months I've been on over 5,000 dates!" He concluded by saying, "Well I've got to get ready. There's 20 women who are about to have the best 8-minutes of their lives."

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