Ed and Tina Johnson sit and watch the series Real Sex 42 on HBO and wonder why more young people aren't having sex. "It'll keep them punks off the streets!"

Concerned Neighbors Never Hear Couple Having Sex
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Ed (75) and Tina Johnson (72) are curious why they never hear their newlywed neighbors, Stacey and Sam, having sex. "Its like they're not even trying." said Tina.

"When we were their age the neighbors would complain and we were proud of it!" said Ed. "Hell, I still know how to hail Tina's cab… (grabbing her knee) If you know what I mean?" Tina replied, "Ed you rascal."

Ed spoke of one particular night in which he and Tina heard unusual moaning coming from next door. "We thought Sam finally made his move. But it turned out to be our other neighbor listening to some R&B music."

When asked about their love life, Stacey and Sam said, "I really don't think that's any of your business." Followed by, "And would you mind telling Ed and Tina to keep it down while they're… you know. Its very difficult to get in the mood over here!"

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