The eBay listing in which Lance Morgan unsuccessfully tried to sell his Eternal Soul, received few visitors and only two bids.

Man Sells Soul On eBay, "Reserve Not Met"
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Lance Morgan (36) unsuccessfully tried to sell his soul on eBay this past week. The item, described as "Slightly Used", "OEM", and a "Must See" had a starting bid of $1.00 and failed to meet Lance's $10.00 reserve price.

Lance commented on his failed auction, "I was at least hoping the devil would come up with $10 bucks. I guess the demand isn't there. Or maybe I should have gone with eBay's Featured Item option. Its more eye catching because it puts a yellow box around your listing."

When asked what Lance planned to do without a soul he replied, "I never really thought about it. I guess if I ever needed another one I could just buy one on eBay."

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