John recently setup a phoneline in his bathroom so future confrontations can be played out in the comforts of his controlled environment.

Man Rehearses Confrontation While Taking Shower
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - For the fifth week in a row John DeLancy played out a future confrontation between himself and his boss while taking his morning shower. "You will not talk to me like that! (fumbles for shampoo) I have been here longer than you and you will show me the respect I deserve. ....Yea, say it just like that."

The morning ritual is often overheard by neighbor Betty Dressler. "I wish that boy would just talk to his boss already. If he don't, I sure will. ...I know exactly what to say to him."

The recent shower conversations remind many neighbors of the time John wanted to break up with his girlfriend. "'Where were you the other night? Any woman would be happy to have me. ...Don't talk to me like that!' For months that's all we heard." said neighbor Dan Dressler.

When we tried contacting John, about his shower escapades, he had no response and quickly hung up the phone. The next morning, while taking a shower, John was overheard saying, "I don't care which website you write for, if I want to talk in the shower I'll do it. ....Hey, at least I take showers! Yea, that was a good one. At least I take showers! (laughter)"

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