Susan and Scott decide to watch one of their 'Love Taping' episodes. Soon after, Scott agrees to return the camera and to never speak of 'this' again.

Camcorder Captures Life's Special Moments and Homemade Porn
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Susan Clark was excited to find out her newly wed husband, Scott, had recently purchased a camcorder. "Now we can document all our vacations, family holidays, and maybe one day, even capture our childs first steps." Scott added, "Not to mention getting a whole new angle on things. ...If you know what I mean."

A few weeks after Scott's purchase Susan had this to say, "He seems to have no interest in using the camera for anything other than (whispers) taping us making love, ...or what he calls, 'Love Taping.' The instant foreplay begins he jumps out of bed, turns on all the lights, and sets up the tripod. Or, even worse, decides to do it handheld." She added, "If that's not bad enough, he keeps asking me to 'say that again, only louder. And add the word hot'."

In defense Scott replied, "When Susan and I have sex its the most incredible and beautiful experience. Why is it wrong for me to want to capture it? I mean, is it wrong to photograph a sunset or a waterfall. No. So what if I wanted to capture us having sex under that waterfall? I don't see the difference. Although, I would probably need to get waterproof housing for the camera."

A few days later Susan demanded the camera be returned when Scott, frustrated with sound quality, invites a friend over to hold a boom mic.

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