Judy speaks to a "kitty witty" using her special "cat language", while her boyfriend sits and wonders, "How painful is death?"

Girlfriend's Cute Quirks, No Longer That Cute
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Rob Wight recently confided with friends about his girlfriend, Judy, and her unique quirks which, he says, "Make her so adorable, interesting, and special." But also, "The most annoying person on the planet."

Rob told his friends, "At first her quirks were REALLY cute. She would wake me up by tickling and calling me 'Sir Sleepy-wheepy' or the 'Mayor of Sleepytown'. But now, ...well, ...there's other ways to wake a man up you know!!!"

The one quirk that bother's Rob the most is the "special" communication Judy has with cats, or as Judy would call them "kitty witties". "At first it was really cute. She would see a cat, go over to it, and start talking to it with these cute, baby-talk kind of words. But, after a while, I realized she truly believes she's communicating with these furballs." He went on to say, "That's not cute, ...it's creepy! Then again, the voice she uses is soooooo adorable.... Shoot! I don't know!"

Some of Judy's other quirks include; referring to other drivers by the car they drive ("Excuse me Mr. Volvo.", "Go right ahead Ms. Ford"), running the bathroom sink so others can't hear her use the toilet, and always wearing little cotton underwear with flowers (which Rob says doesn't bother him that much).

Rob's friends remind him that, if he breaks up with Judy, he'll probably end up missing her little character traits. Rob simply responds, "I doubt that!" But later on was quoted saying, "Then again, I sometimes like being called 'Mayor of Sleepytown'. Shoot! I DON'T KNOW!!!"

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