Scott's girlfriend tries to exchange his "Love Coupons" for a sweater at Ann Taylor. The cashier mistakes the trade as a sexual advance.

Boyfriend's "Love Coupons" Exchanged For Sweater
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - Carol Finney pretended to look over-joyed today when her boyfriend, Scott, presented her with a dozen "Love Coupons" for their six month anniversary. "What does he expect me to do with these things?" said Carol. "They're more for him anyway... I mean, he might as well buy me an X-Box!"

"I think Carol really liked the coupons I gave her." said Scott. "Although, she'll like them even more when she redeems them (wink, wink). I'm planning on having a Double Coupon day this Saturday. Oh yea!"

Scott's Love Coupons included One Free (Sensual) Massage, One Free (Full Body) Massage, and ten coupons for A Free Quickie (wink, wink). "It's like he didn't even try to disguise his intent on the last ones." said Carol.

"I've had my eye on this sweater at Ann Taylor. So in the morning I'm going to see if I can exchange Scott's 'gift' for the sweater." said Carol. "If that doesn't work, then maybe Scott will exchange them for cash."

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