An unidentified woman tries her hardest to act as though she's doing everyone else a favor.

Smoking Proves To Be More Annoying Than Unhealthy
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - A recent study conducted at the Chesterville Center for Conducted Studies revealed cigarettes are no longer as unhealthy as previously suspected. "They just bug the crap out of people!" said Dr. Julie Davidson of the Chesterville Center.

The study, conducted over numerous weeks in various public locations, placed non-smokers in the same environment as smokers and observed their reactions. Dr. Davidson explained, "The non-smokers never did anything that bothered the smokers or distracted them from their activities. They were generally quite considerate. Unfortunately, the same could not be said for the smokers." She went on to say, "They acted as though they're smoking potpourri. Like we should thank them."

To get another side of the story we spoke with smoker, Tom Swank, and explained that the study proved smoking to be less unhealthy then once thought. He responded, "I don't care what your stupid-waste-the-tax-payers-money-by-telling-us-stuff-we-already-know study says, it's my body and if I want to smoke then I'll smoke!" We tried, once again, to explain the results of the study and he finally replied, "Oh! Well I didn't mean to annoy anyone. Why didn't someone say this sooner? Great, now I'm addicted to this irritating crap!"

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