Laura Dobson, Recruiter for Rocha Associates, sits and listens to Thomas Johnson ramble on about himself. She says, "It's all about him. I'm so qualified... I'm the best person for the job... I have lots of experience... The guy is really into himself."

Things NOT To Say On A Job Interview
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

10) I refuse to answer any more questions without a lawyer present.

9) I will NOT work for the "man" or allow you to exploit my services by having me prostitute my skills… At least not for anything less than $45k per year… Plus full medical.

8) Are all the employees here as SEXY as you?

7) Where do I see myself in five years? Well, that all depends on my next court appearance.

6) Whatever you do... don't call my last place of employment. They hate me there!

5) I will not sleep until I have successfully replaced you or become your supervisor.

4) So how strict are the sexual harassment rules around here?

3) Can we speed this up? I've got a date for a "Nooner"! If you know what I mean (wink).

2) Hey, if this job thing doesn't go through, can I call you sometime?

And the last thing you should ever say during a job interview…

1) Penis!

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