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Things NOT To Say On A First Date
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Just in case there's a first date in your near future, here's a list of the "10 Things You Should NOT Say On A First Date"

10) I just got fired, would you mind paying?

9) You didn't know this, but I've been watching you all day....

8) So what's your favorite Porn movie?

7) What a coincidence, I own that exact same blouse!

6) I don't know why, but it burns when ever I urinate.

5) My last relationship ended badly... But, thankfully, the courts ruled it justifiable homicide.

4) Would you mind if I asked the waitress out? Just in case this doesn't work out...

3) Do pet snakes bother you?

2) Would you mind if we just don't talk?

and the #1 thing NOT to say on a first date

1) PENIS!

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