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Dot-com Announces 110% of Workforce Laid-off
by Patrick Kirk Gillock

Chesterville, WA - LaundryDay.com has been taken to the cleaners! In a surprise decision management has given the pink-slip to it's last remaining employee, plus 100 workers who didn't even know they worked for Laundry Day. The Founder and President was quoted saying "We regret to inform our investors that we have failed in our mission." Similar to the mission of most Dot-com's started by men, Laundry Day's mission was to just get laid. "The website only has one visitor per day, so our chances of attracting the opposite sex is at an all-time low."

Management has promised the site will be revamped as an outlet for "All Your Bleach and Whitening Needs".

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