Wrestler Arrested for Attempted Murder Inside Ring

Chesterville, WA - Last night police officials went through with their promise to "Crack Down on the Smack Down" when they arrested WFW Wrestler Bone Crusher McGraw for attempted murder... more>>

Golf Driving Range Attendent Still Considered "Moving Target"

Chesterville, WA - After six months of being battered by golf balls in his protected steel cage, Peter Bucksley is pleading with golfers around the world to stop... more>>

The Learning Channel Adds "A Conception Story" To Boost Ratings

Chesterville, WA - Following hits A Dating Story, A Wedding Story, and A Baby Story, The Learning Channel (TLC) has decided to add A Conception Story... more>>

Clowns: What's Funny About Frightening Children of All Ages?

Chesterville, WA - "The Circus is coming to town!" Six words that send shivers through every one of us. That's right, lock your doors and protect your kids... more>>

Things NOT To Say On A First Date

Here's a list of the "10 Things You Should NOT Say On A First Date"

10) I just got fired. Can you pay for dinner?
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Movie Sci-Fi Replaces Real Science

Chesterville , WA - Dozens of scientists protested the cinema industry's portrayal of the scientific community. "We are not as interesting as they make us out to be!" more>>